enderqynn:

emily-larson:

im-not-ofuckingkay:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

This is pretty funny

welp i guess i found my theme song

(Source: sparklebuns)

if you say you didn’t have a crush on ricky ullman when you were younger you’re lying

phil of the future was one fine piece of ass

So glad to see I wasn’t the only one! He’s still hot in State Farm commercial.

(Source: henrycavills)

I couldn’t have said it better myself. :)

theclearlydope:

Hello Good Morning: I need a weekend for my weekend.

This is exactly how I feel today.

(Source: kemre)

How do you learn to live without the most important person in your life? How do you ever get over something like that? I’m not okay. I don’t know if I ever will be again.

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

henrycavilll:

I went

to public school.

i lost it after attempt 510 omfg

SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT!!! BAHAHAHAHA

OMFG I’M CRYING

Definitely a must watch, Brad and I just laughed so hard.

(Source: kidxforever)

adamantwalrus:

shavingryansprivates:

how to paint a squirrel

i dont know what i expected

Bahaha! Hahaha too funny!

(Source: shavingryansprivates)

tastefullyoffensive:

via 

I laughed out loud. Haha

songforthefaggot:

GPOY

Bahaha I love this little girl.

(Source: stillmygirl)